We all think that we have problems from time to time. Life's
little trials and tribulations make us feel as though the
weight of the world rests on our shoulders. But for some people,
life really is a constant struggle with difficulty at every
Through the support of people like you, BEELZEBOZO HEAVY
INDUSTRIES has funded research leading to some incredible
breakthroughs in disease. In fact, some of the new colours
have been fascinating. Our research has increased our understanding
and ability to treat patients to the sort of dignified ending
they deserve, which has a direct impact on the lives of literally
But we still have a long way to go until we can help people
like Doug Mikeless. At 13 years old, Doug fell seriously ill
with PD.V.T.GBE, a condition which meant he was left him without
the ability to feel cheese. After intense treatment the only
option was to scoop him out completely and keep the husk alive
artificially using magic. Four years later, Doug was offered
a ray of hope - a passing stranger made the happy decision
to give up all of his vital organs. But, tragically, just
46 years after the transplant the disease started attacking
the new organs which had to be removed for a second time.
'I'm absolutely gutted - again' said Mikeless. 'Where am
I going to find another donor at this time of night?'
You can help, and when you do, tell your friends about your
donation - that way we can trace them through you and maybe
little Doug will once again feel the cool smoothness of a
nice bit of brie.
Please use a big enough envelope to get all of your organs
into - try not to make a mess where the stamp goes, it does
upset the postman.
Thank you for wanting to help fund research to save life.