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Frequently asked questions:
Those questions that people ask - frequently

Q. What is it that the BEELZEBOZO CORPORATION actually does?
Beelzebozo has interests in many areas including all the things you know. Many other things are included in this catagory that you are currently unaware of. Don't trouble yourself with the details.

Q. Is it legal?
Law and order are very important to us. We give the legality af all that we do the highest consideration.

Q. Yes, but is it legal?
Beelzebozo would be happy to discuss the ins and outs of our legal department at great length with you at a time and abandoned warehouse to suit us. Please feel free to use the contact form for more details.

Q. Where are you taking me?
Shut up and get in the sack.

Q. What's THAT for?
We're impressed that you can see through the sack.

Q. How do you think you're going to get away with this?
Who's going to stop us, Zombie-boy? You? Mwah ha ha ha ha ha haa...

For those too cheeky and impertinent to take 'no' for an answer,
you can find out more about Beelzebozo by clicking on the contact link below* or by visiting www.myspace.com/bozobozobozo
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