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Meet
the team:
Getting
to know you
The user Doug Mikeless has left the game. As a mark of respect, all of his pornography is being donated to feed homeless donkeys.
As Human Applications Technician for the Beelzebozo Corporation,
Doug Mikeless finds himself responsible for all the technical
details concerned with the business of applying humans.
A native of Floncester, Doug grew up in the shadow of Beelzebozo's
top secret underground complex and always knew he'd eventually
become part of the biggest corporation of all time.
Once he'd crawled out from under the massive underground building
where he'd completed his primary and secondary education, Doug
went off to study at the recently formed Bozo University, also
in Floncester.
Despite never attending any lectures or handing in any coursework,
Doug managed to graduate from Bozo University with the highest
possible grade ever achieved anywhere for anything ever for
all eleven of his degree courses. A feat he attributes to a
combination of intense self-belief coupled with a perfect understanding
of powerful mind-control techniques. Interestingly he also says
that he chose the courses he took by throwing darts at the Bozo
University prospectus. Which is quite possibly bollocks.
After graduation Doug had the world at his feet, or more specifically,
Beelzebozo's secret underground high security project management
complex, which he had no option but to join immediately. (Incidently,
there has never been any suggestion that Doug's links with the
Beelzebozo corporation had anything to do with his high exam
results.)
In his free time Doug likes to make small scale replicas of
the nerve pathways of the human brain out of pipecleaners and
spam. Also he has recently taken up torturing endangered animals,
but he does this purely to unwind and doesn't see it as a future
career.
| Doug
Mikeless
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| Born |
Yes |
| Marital
Status |
Quo |
| Qualifications |
PhD,
PsyD, MA, BA, BSc, MEng, BCL, MSci, MBiochem, MMath, MUniv |
| Interests |
Melons.
You heard me |
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You
looking at me? Eh? Are ya? You dirty bastard. I'll show you who's
boss.
You can find out more about Beelzebozo by clicking on the contact
link below* or by visiting
www.myspace.com/bozobozobozo
Your message will be ignored in line with official Beelzebozo
policy.
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